Everyone is going out tonight and having a good time, except me. I’m watching netflix because I have nO FUCKING FRIENDS.
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
oh my god he’s so into itfunny as fuck
this is both metal a/f and adorable I love it